Redmask and Super Sag

I did this for laughs just to remember a few stories me and my French friend and storywriter Bruno Falba were talking about when we were kids. He remembered when at halloween he would dress up as batman but an unpleasant encounter with a door broke his mask and his mother had to buy him another last minute mask which wasn't original and was red. I on the other hand remember when I used to wear a Superman costume and was upset since I obviously wasn't buffed and muscular as the original. My mom would fill in the costume with toilet paper but at the end of the day the sweaty balls of paper slipped down and filled my pants

Salutz!